Crazy Spam

Sorry for the long wait... again!

2005-08-02T18:47:00.000-07:00

I admit, I've been a slacker. Honestly, I'm not getting much in the way of original sporn lately. I think I've seen it all, which is probably not a good thing. That said, here are a few juicy sporns.

From: "Margot"
Subject: Elder Old Bitch Fucking Mives
Date: Tue, 02 Aug 2005 00:12:40 -0500
*What are 'Mives'????

From: "Isaiah"
Subject: hot Females fucked by 14 inch cock
Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2005 20:47:27 -0700
*Okay that could cause some damage!

From: "John"
Subject: Bizzare Girl fucked by 14 inch dicks
Date: Sun, 24 Jul 2005 14:44:19 -0700
*Following a theme...

From: "Zachariah"
Subject: stupid Whore sucking 14 inch dcks
Date: Fri, 15 Jul 2005 07:50:26 -0700
*#3, that guy's getting a lot of coverage

From: "Cade"
Subject: Cute Teen fucked by 14 inch cock
Date: Tue, 05 Jul 2005 18:26:21 -0700
*and the 14"-er strikes again

From: "Cooley"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Teen Slut Uses Dildo On Her Cunt! AllInternal
Date: Sat, 23 Jul 2005 18:00:35 -0400
*Okay that's so literal

From: "Squash E. Expatriation"
Subject: RE: See the Cutest Chicks Cum Cum Slut lick cum oozing form their pussies
Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:13:02 -0700
*Could they add anything else?

Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 19:48:33 +0000
From: "Talle5n"
Subject: P-r-e-m-a-t-u-r-e e-j-a-c-u-l-a-t-i-o-n
*Okay, this one's not really porn, but it's funny

From: "Voyagers V. Popgun"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Blondie Licks Big Tits! TrannyHookup
Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 08:19:35 -0400
*'TrannyHookup'... I haven't seen that one befoe

From: "Leigh"
Subject: Bizzare Females in monster cock action
Date: Wed, 13 Jul 2005 20:59:25 -0700
*Is that like Monster Trucks?

From: "Bernardo"
Subject: reak blond women fucking each other
Date: Sat, 09 Jul 2005 23:36:06 -0700
*Reak?

From: "Nathaniel"
Subject: Innocent Woman Fist Fucking
Date: Thu, 07 Jul 2005 12:42:14 -0700
*I guess she's not innocent anymore

From: "Woodcutter A. Joel"
Subject: Reply: Prevert Girls with dicks
Date: Tue, 05 Jul 2005 16:10:00 -0700
*huh?

From: "Sabastian"
Subject: Horny Old Bitch Movies
Date: Fri, 01 Jul 2005 19:54:44 -0700
*Oh Joy!

Date: Sun, 26 Jun 2005 11:44:29 -0800
From: "Charmaine Fanchi"
Subject: Fuck-Friends are easier to find

Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:52:05 -0800
From: "Jo-Ann Crompton"
Subject: Wanna have a fuck-friend?
*No, but thanks for asking

Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 11:42:51 -0400
From: "Recklessness C. Contemplated"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Sexy Mature Blonde Doing Holes! TitFiesta
*cha cha cha!

From: "Impregnability M. Dwindle"
Subject: Re: Young Drunk Colelge girls Fucking in the clasoosrm
Date: Tue, 21 Jun 2005 16:21:13 -0700
*Ahhhh, college days ;-)

Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:17:02 -0400
From: "Casuistry A. Publicists"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Granny Gets Wild With A Dildo! TeenGushers
*this one speaks for itself

From: "Fluctuation B. Fleshy"
Subject: Brand New Cum Wrohe deep pussy creampies all captured on video
Date: Wed, 15 Jun 2005 14:46:46 -0700
*What luck! Thanks Mr. Fluctuation B. Fleshy

Thanks for reading!

More Sporn & some links

2005-06-09T17:46:00.000-07:00

Before we get into the nasty stuff... my friend Mike has shared a couple of other spam themed sites you might like. They're not porn, but these sites show that even clean spam can be funny!

The Spamusement site is self-described as "Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!"... check it out.

The Spam Poetry site is spam subject lines made into poetry by Mike (aka Idolater H. Dogtrots, inspired by spam names). Mike adds that all Idolator's poems are written as-is, in order of the spam message's hidden text, with just some carriage returns added in and titles created.

Well now, here's my latest installment of sporn:

Date: Wed, 08 Jun 2005 07:01:04 -0400
From: "Hastiness R. Contractor"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Wild Mature Lady Jerks Off A Man! SpunkForce
* Wow, SpunkForce... sounds like a porn flick staring Arnold Schwarzenegger

From: "Tecumseh V. Ointments"
Subject: RE: Brand New Bitch squirt hot creamy loads out their asses
Date: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 11:33:19 -0700
* Neat trick

Date: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 14:28:49 -0400
From: "Entrenches R. Bridles"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Mature Big Silicone Tits! FreakInsertions

From: "Bailiwick O. Lobbed"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Nice Mature In Toilet! GushingFacial
Date: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 12:58:56 -0400

Date: Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:47:14 -0400
From: "Vanquishes B. Photos"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Hot Mature Lady Spreads Hairy Pussy! InterracialOrgasms

From: "Tangling P. Nitrate"
Subject: Fw: Nasty Whroe Gteting Jizzed Inetrnally in her Ass
Date: Sat, 04 Jun 2005 03:50:19 -0700
* I think "Internally" and "in her Ass" are redundant, don't you? I should get a job editing these subject lines.

Date: Sat, 04 Jun 2005 04:22:55 -04000
From: "IBM H. Bullock"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Chubby Mature With Flabby Tits! HardFlics
* Proof again that there's something for everyone

From: "Remedying V. Condemning"
Subject: Re: Cum Hungry Chick exclusive inertnal cumohst videos
Date: Tue, 31 May 2005 11:13:20 -0700
* How do you think they get the camera inside?

From: "Syntactically B. Breakfasting"
Subject: FW: Cute Chicks gteting their pussies intcejed with cum
Date: Sat, 28 May 2005 07:23:39 -0700
* What, do they use a syringe?

From: "Acting R. Bloodhound"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Mature Blonde Showing Her Pink Twat! FreakView
Date: Fri, 27 May 2005 06:36:59 -0400

From: "Span H. Shoplifting"
Subject: Fw: Unnokwn Sluts with big dicks
Date: Thu, 26 May 2005 08:31:22 -0700
* I bet I know who they are

From: "Womanliness G. Jobbed"
Subject: Re: Etxerme Woman fucking men
Date: Wed, 25 May 2005 12:41:03 -0700
* Men? Really? How unusual.

From: "Knead A. Khayyam"
Subject: RE: See the Cutest Chicks Cum Teen Gaping aslsheos fileld with cum
Date: Tue, 24 May 2005 03:17:35 -0700

From: "Cupcake G. Vintners"
Subject: RE: Fetish Wmoen with small ckcos
Date: Mon, 23 May 2005 14:24:00 -0700

From: "Amplifier P. Selim"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Hot Babe Fucked In The Kitchen! FuckFavors
Date: Sun, 22 May 2005 10:33:01 -0400

Date: Sun, 22 May 2005 01:56:28 -0400
From: "Visor K. Hyperspace"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Fine Young Chick Getting Jizzed On! FriskyFarms

Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 23:14:31 -0400
From: "Improbably K. Infinitesimals"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Blonde Gets Her Ass Stuffed! AnalSexLessons
* Where do you sign up for these lessons?

Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 09:05:07 -0400
From: "Postmarks Q. Stubble"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Couple In Pantyhose Fucking Hard! FarmHo
* Huh?

Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 07:56:57 -0400
From: "Parable V. Protoplasmic"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: See Chubby Stuffing Her Pussy! ErutingPussy
* Eruting?

Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 08:45:48 -0400
From: "Anglicized H. Anorexia"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Blonde Gets Drilled And Facialed! CastingChicks
* I just love the name on this one!

Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 18:04:24 -0400
From: "Contention A. Pittance"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Cutie Sucks And Mounts A Thick Dick! DeadDrunkGirls

From: "Inviolability G. Adverb"
Subject: Re: Hot Whore with small cocks
Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 09:01:43 -0700

Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 11:01:37 -0400
From: "Jolly H. Blotter"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Cute Tania Fucked By Her Shrink! MilfRiders
* First in a series of "Shrink" sporn, for my therapist friends

Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 08:58:48 -0400
From: "Aisled R. Westinghouse"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Shrink Tricks Her And Fucks Her! FemFacials
* Tricky Shrink ;-)

Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 02:25:57 -0400
From: "Kowtowing S. Snappy"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Shrink Fucks A Hypnotized Girl! CumFreckles

From: "Spooning L. Expendable"
Subject: Fw: Shy Chicks Gaping asshoels filled with cum
Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 02:59:03 -0700
* They don't sound so shy to me

From: "Appearance Q. Fluid"
Subject: Re: Pereretvd Grandmom In Need for C0Ck!
Date:Sun, 15 May 2005 20:16:56 -0700
* This is a good one to finish with

Truly Nasty Stuff

2005-05-08T18:53:00.000-07:00

Boy, I've gotten some very nasty sporn lately. You might want to wear your sunglasses 'cause this might burn your eyes.

From: "Fevers H. Aphrodisiac"
Subject: FW: Eonmrous Whroes wet and ready to fuck
Date: Wed, 04 May 2005 16:15:03 -0700

From: "Heart Q. Lome"
Subject: Re: Disgusting Cowgirls Fucked in Ass on farm
Date: Wed, 04 May 2005 12:42:22 -0700
* Man those dirty, disgusting cowgirls

From: "Colossal O. Icelandic"
Subject: Wet Next Door Girls In Need for C0Ck!
Date: Wed, 04 May 2005 08:29:56 -0700

From: "Contentiously F. Apostolic"
Subject: RE: Hrorible Ptevrers Fucked in Ass on farm
Date: Wed, 04 May 2005 03:40:40 -0700
*I'll say it's horrible

From: "Relearned M. Intravenous"
Subject: Hot Neighbour Teen tit fucking
Date: Tue, 03 May 2005 20:44:28 -0700

From: "Handy J. Jigsaws"
Subject: Re: Perrevt Weomn fucked in all hloes
Date: Tue, 03 May 2005 15:51:11 -0700

From: "Exquisite U. Oort"
Subject: RE: Cute Whore Fucekd so hard by nature wilders
Date: Tue, 03 May 2005 02:34:11 -0700
* What exactly are "nature wilders"?

From: "Lloyd M. Stuffy"
Subject: Dirty Posrtituts in prrveet action
Date: Mon, 02 May 2005 23:39:30 -0700
* Damn those Posrtituts!

From: "Attune H. Uncleanness"
Subject: Fw: Average Woman fucked by huge dick
Date: Mon, 02 May 2005 10:13:04 -0700
* I just don't understand the allure of the Average Woman

From: "Distribution H. Verity"
Subject: Fw: Hot Tenes sucking enmroously big dick
Date: Mon, 02 May 2005 08:35:13 -0700
* Okay, I'm calling the cops

From: "Lettered E. Wiring"
Subject: FW: Hungry Old Bitch Getting Fucekd by Hrony Guys
Date: Wed, 04 May 2005 07:47:33 -0700
* Okay, I thought I'd seen it all by now, but this is truly disgusting!

From: "Mended D. Pirate"
Subject: RE: Wild Granny Getting Fucekd by Hrony Guys
Date: Sat, 30 Apr 2005 12:35:23 -0700
* A nastier variation of the "Hungry Old Bitch", don't ya think?

From: "Lifework F. Tuskegee"
Subject: FW: Incennot Drunk Beautiful Girls seduced by old men
Date: Fri, 29 Apr 2005 09:28:36 -0700
* Just to even out the playing field I guess

From: "Bravery K. Combative"
Subject: Reply: Stupid Sluts Gteting their hoels pumped by animals
Date: Thu, 28 Apr 2005 22:11:35 -0700
* Ah, my old favorite, the "Stupid" sluts

From: "Luckless S. Hoyle"
Subject: FW: Wet Girl Triplpe Anal
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 2005 20:52:25 -0700
* I don't think I really want to know, but what does this mean anyways?

From: "Altair O. Cardiology"
Subject: RE: Hot Cum Wrhoe gteting their pussies incetejd with cum
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 2005 19:14:46 -0700
* Okay, this sounds a little medical, doesn't it?

From: "Prejudgment S. Stilled"
Subject: FW: Dripping Girls fucked by eornmous dick
Date: Tue, 26 Apr 2005 05:29:39 -0700

From: "Americans J. Brokering"
Subject: Re: Innncoet Farerms Fucked in mouth by wild dicks
Date: Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:54:08 -0700
* The wild dicks have struck again ;-)

From: "Remonstrances F. Pureeing"
Subject: Fw: Incneont Farmers Fucekd in Ass on farm
Date: Mon, 25 Apr 2005 04:14:21 -0700
* Those poor innocent farmers, what will happen to them next?

From: "Jerrod A. Sacrifice"
Subject: Unowknn Slut Trhoat Fucked
Date: Sun, 24 Apr 2005 04:08:20 -0700
* Okay, I'm totally grossed out now, I can't look at any more

Celebrity Sporn

2005-04-06T18:36:00.000-07:00

Hi all,
Thought I'd follow a theme this post since I've gotten alot of celebrity sporn lately.

From: "Maintaining D. Katherine"
Subject: Re: Stupid Kattie Heoms private ptohos
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 18:22:36 -0600
* Again with the "Stupid", it's not enough that she was on Dawson's Creek?

From: "Jello H. Band"
Subject: Wet Oseln Twins hacked phoots
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 03:36:17 -0600
* I thought the pervs got over them once they became legal

From: "Propounds O. Wilderness"
Subject: Reply: Dirty Jessica Simopsn porn poohts
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 07:40:05 -0600
* Well, that's pretty obvious

From: "Figaro T. Solis"
Subject: Wet Jsesica Simposn fucking on private video
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 09:44:58 -0600
* More Jessica... who cares?

From: "Instrumented F. Acknowledge"
Subject: Re: Dirty Jessica Simposn stleon phoots
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 16:10:22 -0800
* What's the fascination with Jessica already?

From: "Unburden E. Moussed"
Subject: FW: Old Aged Teenager srtehetcd by huge dick
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 12:28:23 -0600
* This one isn't about a celebrity, but it was just so weird that I couldn't resist... what's with "Old Aged Teenager", do you get it?

From: "Yellowing I. Tibiae"
Subject: Reply: Stupid Britney Spears fsreh porn pothos
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:14:32 -0800
* This time I don't disagree with the Stupid comment

Sorry it's been so long

2005-03-03T20:59:00.000-08:00

Sorry I've taken a little break from the blog. I know you've all been dying to read the latest, very ADULT, OFFENSIVE, PORN SPAM (that's the warning about the content, in case you didn't already know).

From: "Pumice H. Hatefulness"
Subject: Stupid Porstitute horny and wants you
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 22:40:01 -0600
Ahhh, those stupid prostitutes are so much hotter than the smart ones!

From: "Translation R. Acosta"
Subject: Reply: Young Amateur Tnees etemrxe pussy colseups
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 17:56:47 -0600
Yes, the amateurs are much better than the professionals

From: "Regularity D. Sunstroke"
Subject: FW: Stupid Amateur Teen squirt milk out of their pussies
Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 03:34:42 -0600
Wow, stupid and amateurs... what a turn on! But how did the milk get there?

From: "Unequally S. Crybaby"
Subject: Reply: Beautiful Slut itching
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 07:08:24 -0600
Yuck, why is a yeast infection sexy? Some people are so sick!

From: "Expresses T. Forearm"
Subject: RE: Stupid Sluts Getting their hloes pumped by animals
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 00:12:19 -0600
That's just nasty!

From: "Disorganized H. Banknotes"
Subject: Stupid Amateur Girls fucekd by dotocr
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 20:13:12 -0600
Now that's unethical, somebody should report that doctor to the AMA

From: "Catered F. Variably"
Subject: Real Neighbour Girls fist temlehesvs
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 01:09:33 -0600
Ouch!

From: "Tundra F. Actinium"
Subject: RE: Innoenct Carootn Girl raped by mtesor
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 11:38:02 -0600
Now even Betty Boop is getting in on the action... man.

From: "Nazisms K. Instincts"
Subject: Re: Inneocnt Cwogirls Fucked in mouth by wild dicks
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 12:42:19 -0800
Observe... the wild dick in it's natural habitat.

From: "Coined M. Timex"
Subject: Awful Lady Fucked in Ass on farm
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 13:35:47 -0800
I don't get the appeal of "Awful", do you?

From: "Walnuts R. Reeve"
Subject: Reply: Disgusting Woman in pervert action
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:53:31 -0800
Okay, there seems to be a theme here... Awful, Stupid, Disgusting... what's up?

From: Shelia U. Enslavement"
Subject: Reply: Bizzare Girl getting fucked hard in nature
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 13:14:46 -0800

From: "Lollypop Q. Disadvantage"
Subject: Reply: Disgusting Lady gteting fileld by wild cum
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:23:01 -0600
Wild cum, cousin to the wild dick

The dry spell is over

2005-02-11T23:41:00.000-08:00

WARNING.... ADULT, OFFENSIVE CONTENT FOLLOWS.... REALLY!

I had a little dry spell recently, but this past week has brought a bumper crop of sporn (Nadine's clever nickname for porn spam... I like it). It's a particularly nasty batch. Well, here goes:

From: "Guidance U. Ramakrishna"
Subject: Nice Mom fucks strangres
Date: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 03:58:18 -0600
*They don't sound so 'nice' to me

From: "Cockiest Q. Swirling"
Subject: Reply: Wet Amateur Girls squirt milk out of their pussies
Date: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 08:17:19 -0600
*I don't even know what to say except... milk?!

Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 04:12:01 +0000
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: sfmallon, 3-foot spray samples (downloadable)
From: "Gushing Ladies"
*Wow, that must take amazing muscle control, and I guess being very well hydrated

From: "Jostles Q. Extraordinary"
Subject: RE: Cute Amateur Girls cream cvoering their asess
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 18:25:01 -0600
* I guess there's a fetish for everything

Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 12:08:47 -0500
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Extreme Dripping Videoclips sfmallon!
From: "Dripping Creamers"
*Sounds like an Ice Cream shop ;-)

From: "Tripos E. Oblivious"
Subject: Reply: Awful Porstituts fucking with mtenosr
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 01:08:06 -0600
*Please, someone tell me what the last word is supposed to be? Monster? I just don't get it, are they having sex with Frankenstein?

From: "Shocks B. Pedestal"
Subject: Re: Awful Bithces tasting the spunk
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:47:49 -0600
*Blahhhhhh

How do I start?

2005-02-03T18:41:00.000-08:00

WARNING: OFFENSIVE, ADULT CONTENT!

REALLY.... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

This is my first entry of my crazy spam blog. I have been collecting brilliantly insane subject lines from the abundance of pornographic spam that I receive almost daily. When this first started I was just upset, why was I receiving these emails? I'm female, just turned 40, and believe it or not, I have NEVER visited a porn website. Now, I do surf the web... alot, and I'm used to enter a lot of contests online. I wasn't too discriminating about where I gave out my email address, so I hope that they're just blanketing a bunch of people. I can't imagine what profile I fit into to make them think I'd being into their porn.

Anyhow, as time passed I got over my revulsion and realized how hilarious some of these subject lines were (I tried to never open the emails, after a few accidents where I wanted to poke my own eyes with a sharp stick after seeing the photos embedded in the email). So, I started collecting the subject lines. And now those of you who are over 18, and are not already the 'lucky' recipient of porn spam, you get to experience the craziness too.

On this first entry I'm going to overwhelm you with my entire collection, but don't fear, I get these nearly everyday so I will have more to share on a regular basis. I'll try to avoid duplicates, but won't guarantee it. If you've read this far, you know that you will be reading adult, and definitely offensive, content from this point forward. I will put a warning at the beginning of each entry so that no one is surprised, so don't yell at me if you don't like what you read... okay?

Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 17:36:24 +0800
Subject: I love ladyboy galleries sfmallon
From: "Gentle Kiki"
*That's some mental picture

From: "Revolutionary L. Manchester"
Subject: Fw: Lvoely Mmos wants to cheat with you
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 00:24:24 -0500

Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:47:17 +0800
Subject: Dripping goo running down her face sfmallon (unseen)
From: "Gooey Honeyshot"
*Just Yuck

Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 20:39:12 -0500
Subject: All kinds of gushing, squirting hole movies sfmallon
From: "ThreeFoot Squirter"
*I think this movie won a Golden Globe

Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:34:18 -0500
Subject: Squirting Two Feet in the air sfmallon!
From: "See Hercome"
*Wow, maybe this should be an olympic event!

Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 07:49:04 GMT
From: "Clifton Lloyd Bryan"
*Subject: chikz that sqquirt

Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 03:02:44 -0500
Subject: See over-sized male models expose all sfmallon
From: "Male Models"
*I guess there's something for everyone

Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 13:51:59 +0000
From: "Eawlirgliho"
Subject: Sfmallon, Increase your Cum by 500%
*Yikes! What would I do with all of that?

From: "Hurler E. Dandling"
Subject: RE: Nice Slut Cum Hungry
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:11:26 -0600

From: 10216771
Subject: Hero c*mshots for your girlfriend
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 08:03:07 -0500
*What's so heroic?

From: 2088415400
Subject: Impress women with the new cumshot pill
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 14:17:44 -0500
*I'm not impressed (what do you think this pill does?)

Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 15:35:05 -0500
Subject: Very wet action movies sfmallon
From: "Berlin Models"

From: bluesman
Subject: Cumshots that will rock your bed
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 06:59:56 -0500

From: 2133084924
Subject: Does your girl like HEAVY cumshots ?
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:10:06 -0500
*No

From: bodin
Subject: Cumshots that hurt!
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 19:08:39 -0500
*That doesn't sound like much fun

From: bodin
Subject: Cumshots to remember! POWER
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:29:28 -0500
*Okay, enough already with the cumshots!

Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 04:14:55 -0600
From: "Saundra Franklin"
Subject: Young sluts getting creamy facials for $1.95
*Hey, my last facial cost a lot more than that. Maybe they give a discount to sluts.

Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 09:03:19 +0600
From: "Luisa Cornelius"
Subject: Are You Lonely or Horney?

Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:12:40 -0500
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Banned in 12 countries
From: "Forbidden Fruits"

Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 01:54:35 -0500
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Tight Fit sfmallon wanna look?
From: "Five Fingers"
*I guess his name tells it all...

Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 16:29:49 -0500
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Huge Dix In Her Holez sfmallon!
From: "Biggie Sizeme"
*I don't know how to respond to this one

From: "Buckskins C. Coyer"
Subject: Re: Slutty Mmomy looking for you
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 00:20:47 -0600

From: "Stubbies A. Peripheries"
Subject: FW: Hot Neigbhour Tnees ass-to-mouth and mroe
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 03:37:55 -0800
*It's like the word scramble in the Sunday paper

From: "Listerine M. Malnutrition"
Subject: Fw: Wet Lady fucks with stranegr
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:15:59 -0600
*and my name is Scope Rickets

From: "Arborvitae V. Bargainer"
Subject: FW: Young Amateur Teen fist themelvses
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 05:03:04 -0600

From: "Taiyuan Q. Sleeks"
Subject: RE: Hot Mom waits for you
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 19:21:46 -0600

From: "Advise J. Chevron"
Subject: RE: Mature MILF mtees stranegrs
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 02:31:53 -0800
*Who knew that there were so many Mom fetishists?

From: "Losing P. Humps"
Subject: Wild Married Wmeon waits for you
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:25:28 -0600

From: "Vinegar P. Comte"
Subject: Reply: The Htotest Prsotitute sucking eornmously big dick
Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 04:35:48 -0600

Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 15:51:49 +0000
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Three legged babes get down and dirty sfmallon!
From: "Sweet Trina"
*Huh?

Okay, that's it for now. Hope you enjoyed my collection so far. I'm sure I'll have more to share very soon.