How do I start?

WARNING: OFFENSIVE, ADULT CONTENT!

REALLY.... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

This is my first entry of my crazy spam blog. I have been collecting brilliantly insane subject lines from the abundance of pornographic spam that I receive almost daily. When this first started I was just upset, why was I receiving these emails? I'm female, just turned 40, and believe it or not, I have NEVER visited a porn website. Now, I do surf the web... alot, and I'm used to enter a lot of contests online. I wasn't too discriminating about where I gave out my email address, so I hope that they're just blanketing a bunch of people. I can't imagine what profile I fit into to make them think I'd being into their porn.

Anyhow, as time passed I got over my revulsion and realized how hilarious some of these subject lines were (I tried to never open the emails, after a few accidents where I wanted to poke my own eyes with a sharp stick after seeing the photos embedded in the email). So, I started collecting the subject lines. And now those of you who are over 18, and are not already the 'lucky' recipient of porn spam, you get to experience the craziness too.

On this first entry I'm going to overwhelm you with my entire collection, but don't fear, I get these nearly everyday so I will have more to share on a regular basis. I'll try to avoid duplicates, but won't guarantee it. If you've read this far, you know that you will be reading adult, and definitely offensive, content from this point forward. I will put a warning at the beginning of each entry so that no one is surprised, so don't yell at me if you don't like what you read... okay?


Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 17:36:24 +0800
Subject: I love ladyboy galleries sfmallon
From: "Gentle Kiki"
*That's some mental picture

From: "Revolutionary L. Manchester"
Subject: Fw: Lvoely Mmos wants to cheat with you
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 00:24:24 -0500

Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:47:17 +0800
Subject: Dripping goo running down her face sfmallon (unseen)
From: "Gooey Honeyshot"
*Just Yuck

Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 20:39:12 -0500
Subject: All kinds of gushing, squirting hole movies sfmallon
From: "ThreeFoot Squirter"
*I think this movie won a Golden Globe

Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:34:18 -0500
Subject: Squirting Two Feet in the air sfmallon!
From: "See Hercome"
*Wow, maybe this should be an olympic event!

Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 07:49:04 GMT
From: "Clifton Lloyd Bryan"
*Subject: chikz that sqquirt

Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 03:02:44 -0500
Subject: See over-sized male models expose all sfmallon
From: "Male Models"
*I guess there's something for everyone

Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 13:51:59 +0000
From: "Eawlirgliho"
Subject: Sfmallon, Increase your Cum by 500%
*Yikes! What would I do with all of that?

From: "Hurler E. Dandling"
Subject: RE: Nice Slut Cum Hungry
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:11:26 -0600

From: 10216771
Subject: Hero c*mshots for your girlfriend
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 08:03:07 -0500
*What's so heroic?

From: 2088415400
Subject: Impress women with the new cumshot pill
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 14:17:44 -0500
*I'm not impressed (what do you think this pill does?)

Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 15:35:05 -0500
Subject: Very wet action movies sfmallon
From: "Berlin Models"

From: bluesman
Subject: Cumshots that will rock your bed
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 06:59:56 -0500


From: 2133084924
Subject: Does your girl like HEAVY cumshots ?
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:10:06 -0500
*No

From: bodin
Subject: Cumshots that hurt!
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 19:08:39 -0500
*That doesn't sound like much fun

From: bodin
Subject: Cumshots to remember! POWER
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:29:28 -0500
*Okay, enough already with the cumshots!

Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 04:14:55 -0600
From: "Saundra Franklin"
Subject: Young sluts getting creamy facials for $1.95
*Hey, my last facial cost a lot more than that. Maybe they give a discount to sluts.

Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 09:03:19 +0600
From: "Luisa Cornelius"
Subject: Are You Lonely or Horney?


Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:12:40 -0500
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Banned in 12 countries
From: "Forbidden Fruits"


Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 01:54:35 -0500
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Tight Fit sfmallon wanna look?
From: "Five Fingers"
*I guess his name tells it all...

Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 16:29:49 -0500
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Huge Dix In Her Holez sfmallon!
From: "Biggie Sizeme"
*I don't know how to respond to this one

From: "Buckskins C. Coyer"
Subject: Re: Slutty Mmomy looking for you
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 00:20:47 -0600


From: "Stubbies A. Peripheries"
Subject: FW: Hot Neigbhour Tnees ass-to-mouth and mroe
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 03:37:55 -0800
*It's like the word scramble in the Sunday paper

From: "Listerine M. Malnutrition"
Subject: Fw: Wet Lady fucks with stranegr
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:15:59 -0600
*and my name is Scope Rickets

From: "Arborvitae V. Bargainer"
Subject: FW: Young Amateur Teen fist themelvses
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 05:03:04 -0600

From: "Taiyuan Q. Sleeks"
Subject: RE: Hot Mom waits for you
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 19:21:46 -0600

From: "Advise J. Chevron"
Subject: RE: Mature MILF mtees stranegrs
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 02:31:53 -0800
*Who knew that there were so many Mom fetishists?

From: "Losing P. Humps"
Subject: Wild Married Wmeon waits for you
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:25:28 -0600

From: "Vinegar P. Comte"
Subject: Reply: The Htotest Prsotitute sucking eornmously big dick
Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 04:35:48 -0600

Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 15:51:49 +0000
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Three legged babes get down and dirty sfmallon!
From: "Sweet Trina"
*Huh?

Okay, that's it for now. Hope you enjoyed my collection so far. I'm sure I'll have more to share very soon.