More Sporn & some links

Before we get into the nasty stuff... my friend Mike has shared a couple of other spam themed sites you might like. They're not porn, but these sites show that even clean spam can be funny!

The Spamusement site is self-described as "Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!"... check it out.

The Spam Poetry site is spam subject lines made into poetry by Mike (aka Idolater H. Dogtrots, inspired by spam names). Mike adds that all Idolator's poems are written as-is, in order of the spam message's hidden text, with just some carriage returns added in and titles created.

Well now, here's my latest installment of sporn:


Date: Wed, 08 Jun 2005 07:01:04 -0400
From: "Hastiness R. Contractor"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Wild Mature Lady Jerks Off A Man! SpunkForce
* Wow, SpunkForce... sounds like a porn flick staring Arnold Schwarzenegger

From: "Tecumseh V. Ointments"
Subject: RE: Brand New Bitch squirt hot creamy loads out their asses
Date: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 11:33:19 -0700
* Neat trick

Date: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 14:28:49 -0400
From: "Entrenches R. Bridles"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Mature Big Silicone Tits! FreakInsertions

From: "Bailiwick O. Lobbed"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Nice Mature In Toilet! GushingFacial
Date: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 12:58:56 -0400

Date: Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:47:14 -0400
From: "Vanquishes B. Photos"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Hot Mature Lady Spreads Hairy Pussy! InterracialOrgasms

From: "Tangling P. Nitrate"
Subject: Fw: Nasty Whroe Gteting Jizzed Inetrnally in her Ass
Date: Sat, 04 Jun 2005 03:50:19 -0700
* I think "Internally" and "in her Ass" are redundant, don't you? I should get a job editing these subject lines.

Date: Sat, 04 Jun 2005 04:22:55 -04000
From: "IBM H. Bullock"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Chubby Mature With Flabby Tits! HardFlics
* Proof again that there's something for everyone

From: "Remedying V. Condemning"
Subject: Re: Cum Hungry Chick exclusive inertnal cumohst videos
Date: Tue, 31 May 2005 11:13:20 -0700
* How do you think they get the camera inside?

From: "Syntactically B. Breakfasting"
Subject: FW: Cute Chicks gteting their pussies intcejed with cum
Date: Sat, 28 May 2005 07:23:39 -0700
* What, do they use a syringe?

From: "Acting R. Bloodhound"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Mature Blonde Showing Her Pink Twat! FreakView
Date: Fri, 27 May 2005 06:36:59 -0400

From: "Span H. Shoplifting"
Subject: Fw: Unnokwn Sluts with big dicks
Date: Thu, 26 May 2005 08:31:22 -0700
* I bet I know who they are

From: "Womanliness G. Jobbed"
Subject: Re: Etxerme Woman fucking men
Date: Wed, 25 May 2005 12:41:03 -0700
* Men? Really? How unusual.

From: "Knead A. Khayyam"
Subject: RE: See the Cutest Chicks Cum Teen Gaping aslsheos fileld with cum
Date: Tue, 24 May 2005 03:17:35 -0700

From: "Cupcake G. Vintners"
Subject: RE: Fetish Wmoen with small ckcos
Date: Mon, 23 May 2005 14:24:00 -0700

From: "Amplifier P. Selim"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Hot Babe Fucked In The Kitchen! FuckFavors
Date: Sun, 22 May 2005 10:33:01 -0400

Date: Sun, 22 May 2005 01:56:28 -0400
From: "Visor K. Hyperspace"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Fine Young Chick Getting Jizzed On! FriskyFarms

Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 23:14:31 -0400
From: "Improbably K. Infinitesimals"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Blonde Gets Her Ass Stuffed! AnalSexLessons
* Where do you sign up for these lessons?

Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 09:05:07 -0400
From: "Postmarks Q. Stubble"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Couple In Pantyhose Fucking Hard! FarmHo
* Huh?

Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 07:56:57 -0400
From: "Parable V. Protoplasmic"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: See Chubby Stuffing Her Pussy! ErutingPussy
* Eruting?

Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 08:45:48 -0400
From: "Anglicized H. Anorexia"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Blonde Gets Drilled And Facialed! CastingChicks
* I just love the name on this one!

Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 18:04:24 -0400
From: "Contention A. Pittance"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Cutie Sucks And Mounts A Thick Dick! DeadDrunkGirls

From: "Inviolability G. Adverb"
Subject: Re: Hot Whore with small cocks
Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 09:01:43 -0700

Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 11:01:37 -0400
From: "Jolly H. Blotter"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Cute Tania Fucked By Her Shrink! MilfRiders
* First in a series of "Shrink" sporn, for my therapist friends

Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 08:58:48 -0400
From: "Aisled R. Westinghouse"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Shrink Tricks Her And Fucks Her! FemFacials
* Tricky Shrink ;-)

Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 02:25:57 -0400
From: "Kowtowing S. Snappy"
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Shrink Fucks A Hypnotized Girl! CumFreckles

From: "Spooning L. Expendable"
Subject: Fw: Shy Chicks Gaping asshoels filled with cum
Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 02:59:03 -0700
* They don't sound so shy to me

From: "Appearance Q. Fluid"
Subject: Re: Pereretvd Grandmom In Need for C0Ck!
Date:Sun, 15 May 2005 20:16:56 -0700
* This is a good one to finish with